So, you’ve got Tripel Karmeliet tastes and a PBR budget. You’re taking someone on a date on Commercial Drive and while you’d love to spring for a nice meal and a great beer at Biercraft, the state of your wallet is pushing you in the direction of The Dime.
Don’t do it. Yes, a five dollar meal actually is too good to be true. The food is horrendous and the beer special actually is PBR.
For virtually the same amount of money as two shitty beers and two even shittier meals at The Dime, you can assemble a genuinely awesome culinary experience. It will take very little work. Actually, depending on how difficult it is for you to execute step 1, it could be a lot of work, but if your apartment looks less like a rabbit warren and more like a place where a human being lives, it’ll be dead easy.